February 2009
12 posts
point. proven. →
google finds wonders of the world without even trying. this proves that it is the closest thing to “Gretzky” as far as the internet goes…
N.A.S.A. ft. David Byrne "The People Tree →
so much sick beats and psycho killing
skype sex chats
caitlin:
What are you doing?
matt pikop:
huh?
caitlin:
how long have been looking for girl on skype? come with me on www.CamerasGirls.com
matt pikop:
hi do you like baseball?
caitlin:
on www.CamerasGirls.com you take control of my webcam and zoom on all the part of my body
matt pikop:
honestly, im sorta glad that a-rod got caught
i was never a big fan of his anyway...
caitlin:
i prefer to talk about sex on www.CamerasGirls.com it more secure
matt pikop:
besides, he gets to do it with madonna AND be the best baseball player?
how is that fair?
hello?
hi?
20 questions is for lovers
I’m not entirely sure why I try playing that game with anything other than a robot. I DID, in fact, encounter a catapult whilst playing castle crashers. I COULD point out a catapult in 2 minutes. DEDUCTION!
matt can go to sleep?
plzthxthatwouldbeanicethingtodo
ONOS!
TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, THE ELEVATOR TELLS ME THAT A 130 POUND SNAKE ESCAPED A HOME!!! SERIOUSLY. RISKY. BISCUITS.
My Not-So-Irrational Fears: →
My list of irrational fears may seem silly—but then again, I am aware that they ARE, in fact, irrational…
Basement trolls- I’d like to thank the film Ernest: Scared Stupid for this one.
Clowns (of both the regular and demon variety)- No matter how many awesome things Tim Curry does, he will NEVER make up for playing It.
Toilet Snakes- This took nothing more than someone making...
Google has almost solved the world... →
HOLY EFFIN ESS!