joustblade

pretty ok guy / terrifying custom weapon

October 13, 2009 at 10:28pm
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DoggieLoverDoll: →

“a female canine manufactured in soft rubber with a silicone vagina and an easy to clean reservoir. The product also comes with a tube of water-based intimate lubricant, to increase the useful life of the doll.”

Tired of your fuzzy little companion getting his red rocket fuel all over your pillow?

Here is the answer we have ALL been waiting for!  Let me lay out this scenario…

It’s family dinner time at the Smith residence.  Nancy is making a hearty roast in the oven while the kids are out in the backyard playing a game of 4-square.  Mr. Smith hears a disturbing sound coming from little Lisa’s room and walks in to find Sparky deflowering her little teddy bear.  If only Mr. Smith had a quick, easy and SAFE way to solve this problem….

Mr. Smith went straight to his computer and purchased a DoggieLoverDoll.  So next time he finds Sparky trying to cover his plush pals’ face in pearl jam, he is just one lube ‘n’ swap away from a truly happy ending.

September 25, 2009 at 5:01pm
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hey guys its friday

TGIF am i right?

September 17, 2009 at 4:09pm
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Reblogged from idrewthisforyou
idrewthisforyou:
I drew this dinosaur for you because I know that you like dinosaurs. I made him angry looking because science said that the brontosaurus isn’t real.
This is the other thing that I have been poking at.  Basically I just want to showcase my kindness/mad art skills.

idrewthisforyou:

I drew this dinosaur for you because I know that you like dinosaurs. I made him angry looking because science said that the brontosaurus isn’t real.

This is the other thing that I have been poking at.  Basically I just want to showcase my kindness/mad art skills.

September 16, 2009 at 2:19pm
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

langer:

Pavement, “Summer Babe”  (Live Brixton Academy, London, Dec. 14, 1992)

#HOLYSHIT #OMG #YESSSSSS

Couldn’t agree more with this enthusiasm.  Also this is hands down my favorite version of this song.

September 8, 2009 at 3:26pm
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scratch that.
went with a cephalopod

scratch that.

went with a cephalopod

September 3, 2009 at 12:50am
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fishies!

fishies!

September 2, 2009 at 3:33pm
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I find it quite interesting that GPOYW tends to occur mainly in seven day intervals.
Discuss

I find it quite interesting that GPOYW tends to occur mainly in seven day intervals.

Discuss

August 24, 2009 at 4:16pm
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Arguments about current athletes versus athletes in the past are frustrating.  They always have been frustrating and they always will be frustrating.  It is an impossible comparison on so many different levels.

One thing, however, is certain:

Athletes in the 80’s were way more badass.

1:05pm
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greeeeeeeeeeeeeen!
i am about to stencil brb

greeeeeeeeeeeeeen!

i am about to stencil brb

August 21, 2009 at 3:07pm
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1 month later my body gets here.  Mayhaps my friday night will consist of primer.

1 month later my body gets here.  Mayhaps my friday night will consist of primer.