DoggieLoverDoll: →
“a female canine manufactured in soft rubber with a silicone vagina and an easy to clean reservoir. The product also comes with a tube of water-based intimate lubricant, to increase the useful life of the doll.”
Tired of your fuzzy little companion getting his red rocket fuel all over your pillow?
Here is the answer we have ALL been waiting for! Let me lay out this scenario…
It’s family dinner time at the Smith residence. Nancy is making a hearty roast in the oven while the kids are out in the backyard playing a game of 4-square. Mr. Smith hears a disturbing sound coming from little Lisa’s room and walks in to find Sparky deflowering her little teddy bear. If only Mr. Smith had a quick, easy and SAFE way to solve this problem….
Mr. Smith went straight to his computer and purchased a DoggieLoverDoll. So next time he finds Sparky trying to cover his plush pals’ face in pearl jam, he is just one lube ‘n’ swap away from a truly happy ending.
